Women Complaining about Men

Why is it women are always complaining about men? Why don't they just go out and meet the men that will actually treat them well? That would be too easy.

Bragging about Women

You know those guys who always brag about how many women they've been with. I wish it was me. At least I'm mad. Think I'll go have another beer.

Lipstick on My Teeth

I hate when I get lipstick on my teeth, especially since I don't wear lipstick. Grandma?

Good Looking Girls

Why won't they ever go out with me. Man I hate them. I'm going to hit one with my wooden leg sometime or throw my toupee at them.