Women and Bad Dating Habits

One of the biggest predictors for how well women will do dating men is their relationship with their dad. If your dad was an insensitive, emotionally unavailable meat head guess what you're going to end up dating. It's predictable. Now you know.

Love Thy Neighbor

That is unless they're different from you. Then it's OK to do random and horrible stuff to them.

Good Looking Girls

Why won't they ever go out with me. Man I hate them. I'm going to hit one with my wooden leg sometime or throw my toupee at them.