Women Complaining about Men

Why is it women are always complaining about men? Why don't they just go out and meet the men that will actually treat them well? That would be too easy.

Cops Know Where the Best Food Is

Went into this Chinese restaurant where cops seem to hang out. There was literally gravy, as in American style gravy, on the food. So much for that theory.

Religious People Telling Me What to Believe

If religious folks are so wise and connected to God why doesn't he or she make them smarter or at least help them get rid of the Southern accents?

Simple Minded People Telling Me What to Believe

I'm tired of simple minded people telling me what I should believe politically. Where in their trailers did they get the notion they could tell me what to believe?