Overly Friendly Servers

I don't need some kid kneeling by my table, six inches from me and acting like they've known me my whole life. The annoying part is that the management encourages this behavior. This actually makes me want to tip less but that would affect the lowest person on the totem pole. I wish I could tip the restaurant marketers less.

Giant Stacks of Food

Everyone is always so surprised about the obesity epidemic in this country. I'm no scientist but it may have something to do with the stuff we eat. Just takin' a wild stab in the dark at this one but it also could have to do with Barcaloungers and TV.

Cops Know Where the Best Food Is

Went into this Chinese restaurant where cops seem to hang out. There was literally gravy, as in American style gravy, on the food. So much for that theory.