Infomercials

Is it possible anyone believes the products in infomercials are any more special than the ones you find in stores. The reason they market them directly is because they couldn't get them in stores. When they are useful and accepted by the public they end up in, you guessed it, stores. You ever notice people get really excited about things like juice, abs, rotisseries and sandwich machines that borders on creepiness?

Enough Disney

So I guess we have to wait until every movie and television show is either made or owned by Disney before our culture descends into a pool of blandness cherished by totalitarian rulers. Keep the masses dulled down and the ruling class gets to do whatever it wants. I know, gotta go watch your Disney movie with the kids.

Steve Wilkos

Good grief. As if it wasn't bad enough for this clown to be on Jerry Springer. Now he has a show where he can take out his frustrations under the guise of "helping" others. Last time I checked, shouting at someone's face didn't help fix anything. Making people feel worse about stuff doesn't help them pick themselves up.

Giant Stacks of Food

Everyone is always so surprised about the obesity epidemic in this country. I'm no scientist but it may have something to do with the stuff we eat. Just takin' a wild stab in the dark at this one but it also could have to do with Barcaloungers and TV.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Alright, enough already. Men and women don't get along.

Beer Swillin' and Babes

You ever notice that there are always babes in beer commercials? That's because babes love drunk fat guys who watch a lot of sports.