Out of Control for Sports

No need to wonder any longer why this country is losing its way. Sports heroes make more than entire school district payrolls. If we spent one tenth the energy we spend as a populace rooting for sports teams and directed it at improving, say, education we might have one less excuse to drink but we'd be a lot smarter. Still, why would you ever want to learn about how those in power are shafting you when you can watch some dude in tight pants catch a ball?

Beer Swillin' and Babes

You ever notice that there are always babes in beer commercials? That's because babes love drunk fat guys who watch a lot of sports.