Overly Friendly Servers

I don't need some kid kneeling by my table, six inches from me and acting like they've known me my whole life. The annoying part is that the management encourages this behavior. This actually makes me want to tip less but that would affect the lowest person on the totem pole. I wish I could tip the restaurant marketers less.

The Large Portion Con

Here's how the restaurants make a bunch of money. They load up your plate with food that only costs them 5-10% more than a regular portion but looks huge on the plate then they charge you 75-100% more for it.