Lowest Common Denominator Movies

You ever notice that everyone laughs at predictable times at these giant, mainstream movies? It's almost as if as soon as the cute kid comes on we already are excited about him saying "Yes!" and pumping his fist. Or else some character does a cute dance. Perhaps someone is involved in a chase scene. There's likely some CGI scene if not the whole movie. Then there's the references to pop culture that take all the whimsy out of everything. I ain't saying nothing but this stuff ain't deep and, most of all, ain't funny. Insert obvious sex joke here.