Pit Bulls

What is it with people wanting to own a dog that is genetically programmed to latch on to things with great ferocity? Just another example of the small penis syndrome sweeping the country. It also speaks to how scared everyone is about everything. So scared that we must own super aggressive dogs.

Hummer

This is the manifestation of a culture obsessed with big wangs and scared of everything. Owning a Hummer is based on the same fear and insecurity that drives people to own a pit bull. The more aggressive and big you want to look the weaker you are inside. Truly strong people don't have to broadcast it.

Tribunals vs. Court System

The only reason beside expediency on the battle field for tribunals is to obfuscate or hinder the exposition of the truth. All criminals, no matter how hideous, should be tried in our court system, in the open, with no secrets so that there is not even the hint of any impropriety. The reason certain high value detainees are not being tried in the open is that it would reveal how horribly the Administration trespassed on the Constitution and defied our current civil and military laws. All because of their small dicks, including the second in command.

You're a Conservative?

What kind of supreme douchebag do you have to be to call yourself a conservative nowadays. After seeing what currently passes for conservatism destroy the country you'd have to be a complete idiot to still identify with this group. Just goes to show how juvenile our culture is, including our inability to admit we're dead wrong.

Illegal Immigrants and the Law

Make no mistake: The people who consider illegal immigration to be a law and order issue are the same ones who look the other way when the very politicians they support break the law.

Silver Bullet

There are some really stupid sayings in the political world. One is Silver Bullet, as in, "We don't have a silver bullet that will fix that problem," or some other meaningless variation. This is a saying used by a famous formerly gap-toothed Secretary of State and others in the same Administration to refer to a "magic cure" or "solution." Maybe they mean to say magic bullet. Or could it be that they are referring to The Lone Ranger or computer jargon which don't make sense either.

The silver bullet is more properly and commonly thought of as the thing that kills werewolves or a common nickname for a popular light beer, not for solutions to the world's complex problems. Idiot sayings, idiot policies.

Decline of Our Country

What more proof do you need of the decline of our country than the amount of senseless crimes, including murder, that are commited? A society that doesn't care for its own breeds individuals who don't care for themselves or others. It might be helpful for all the conservative folks out there to re-evaluate their belief in letting people fend for themselves until they are so screwed up that they commit crimes.

If we cared for our citizens we would not have the epidemic of violence we currently have. Just another symptom of the culture of responsibility. Translation: Culture of you're on your own.

Don't believe me? Listen to a certain fat radio host and then decide what kind of country his vitriol would create. Or there's that Skeletor looking blonde lady that spews venom. Yeah, their beliefs would make the country more peaceful. I've also got a bridge that I'd like to sell you.