Why People Own Fancy Cars

It makes them feel like they are better people and, sometimes, safer. It's always about feeling good and safe.

Old Drivers

Is it just me or do I spend a large amount of time avoiding accident situations with old people. I can't be dreaming about these folks driving 15 mph on the highway, switching lanes without looking, stopping in the middle of the road and just driving in a generally bewildered state. It's almost the same kind of driving as if you put a goat behind the steering wheel. However, the goat never brags about their sterling driving record.

Classic Car Drivers

You know those guys who drive an old car as their primary vehicle but they call it a classic? That isn't a classic car, that's their only car.

This Guy Cut Me Off

This guy cut me off in traffic the other day. I was so furious that I had a coronary right on the spot. That'll show him.